so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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