I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
