What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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