Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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