I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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