I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My bed smells like the plague
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