did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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