guys are not supposed to queef...right?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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