Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
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you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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