it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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