She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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