I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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