just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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