Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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