do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we're making bets on your personal life
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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