Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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