Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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