you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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