I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
you win again, gameday.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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