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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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