Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize