I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My ass is underappreciated
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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