idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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