Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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