Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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