Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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