he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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