I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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