yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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