i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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