You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
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is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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