I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?