i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.