sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?