I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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