Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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