I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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