Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
