I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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