I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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