Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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