No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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