batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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