I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Say something about gay babies.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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