david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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