Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
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dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
two words: eviction party
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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