how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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