yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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