I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I touched a dick in church today
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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