Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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