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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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