People in love make me want to vomit
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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