What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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