im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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