My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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