I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
