I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
why is half of my head shaved?
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