Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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